You know how when people see a cat's litter box, they say, "Oh, have you got a cat?" Just once I wanted to say, "No, it's for the guests!"
Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why is it that plastic garbage bags will not open from the end you first try?
In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to in the first place?